I got me a Wegmans in-store-brand razor (correction! 6-blade shaving system). It's curvy and green and sure to be like shaving with a springtime meadow. And? Bonus!
"Ergonomically designed handle:
"Non-slip rubbers along the side of the handle provide special benefits for a woman's grip."
Is ... tennis involved somehow? Did anyone who had ever accidentally overheard English while walking past a foreign theater or local place of sex trade come near this copy?* Wait. Maybe that's it. Overheard at the Mango Road Palace of Special Tourism and Kabobs. Is there some pleasure internal to the hands that Thai hookers have just now shared with Wegmans?
Also: Blades Made [sic] in Korea. The plastic rest was birthed by lilypads in a gentle summer's pond and lifted from the water on the breath of baby turtles.
*OK, granted, this is way far from Engrish. Perhaps written by an Oxford-educated Indonesian lady of pleasure who tended to only have a certain vocabulary.
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Okay ... I have got to go find more information on this super-sonic new-age super effin shaver. JEEZ! Isn't this the one that cut you?
Nah, that was the Preserve brand, the one made from recycled materials. You see now the shame of its cuttingness.
"For a *woman's* grip"? Are our hand so weak and powerless that we need special rubber sleeves on our razors to keep from dropping them from our limp, useless fingers?
Hee, inglut. My belly experienced an inglut of cookies.
POCICKER!!!
I'm sorry I am so annoying, but ... POCICKER!
"rubbers"...."for a woman's grip"...*dirty word giggles.
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